Destroy Everything

Don't you hate it when you just get used to a band's website and they suddenly change it? How will you ever find all those sexy pictures of Brody once they're taken down?
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Well, we wouldn't do that to you! Here are all your favorites from the Destroy Everything web archive! Browse the history of DE's web presence and see what you missed last time around. If you think our site sucks now, just check this shit out:

Year: Forever
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There always seems to be some luddite, leech on a 14.4 modem who complains about your site being to full of whistles and bells. This is the site for you, asshole.
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Year: Fall 1998
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Just back from a successful week of recording our first record, we decided to pour all our energy into promoting it. It would be two more years before we actually got off our asses and released the fucking thing.
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Year: Summer 2000
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Ever the optimists, we decided to put up an "interim" page while we prepared to put the new one up the following week. It would be five months before we finished the next site.
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Year: Fall 2000
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Arguably the most "controversial" of our sites, to date. Only because it annoyed nearly everyone in some way or another. Luddites hated its heavy graphics, "punks" hated that it looked "cartoony," AOL users hated it because they just don't get it. You be the judge.
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Year: Fall 2002
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Ahh, another "interim" site. After two years of the previous site and a sudden flurry of activity in our playing live, the fans demanded some pertinent info. We caved to the pressure and slapped this hunk-o-shit up.
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Year: Fall 2004
Comments:
Suspicious. The "new" site looks a lot like this one. Fucked again.
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